Sing To Me?

Last week on my way to Staples on the corner of California and Battery:

Random Security Guard: How is your day going?

b: I'm alright, just running errands for my stupid job.

rsg: (walking along side of me) Can I tell you something? You are just so beautiful. Can I sing a song for you?

b: (in my head: I'm confused, I'm beautiful? Poor security guard needs glasses) You're gonna sing to me right here?

rsg: Yes Ma'm! I'm a hidden talent, waiting to get discovered.

b: Really? Let's hear it.

rsg: Could u be the most beautiful girl in the world?

Its plain 2 see ure the reason that God made a girl

When the day turns into the last day of all timeI can say I hope u are in these arms of mine

And when the night falls before that day I will cry

I will cry tears of joy cuz after u all one can do is die, oh

b: (swooning) Wow, thank you. Seriously, that is so sweet, no one has ever sang to me before (except for the drunk guy on the bus in London)

rsg: Well, you're welcomed beautiful. I would give you my number, but I think your boyfriend would get mad (turns around and crosses the street)

b: (to myself): What boyfriend?