One of my Mom's hobbies, besides putting
customers in their place and throwing elegant dinner parties, is her attempt to get me
married. She has this aspiration to become a wedding planner and she's decided that the first wedding she should plan is mine so she can show her "work" to potential clients. The problem is that I've kinda sworn off men after my birthday (just can't find any good ones), so I'm enjoying the single life in the city by the bay and keeping myself busy.
Since this weekend, I've been on this
Christian Bale kick (not a bad kick to be on). It started with watching the ending of "The New World" on HBO, then watching "Batman Begins" immediately afterwards on demand, and then having the people at
Le Video make fun of me as I rented out "American Psycho", "The Prestige", "Little Women", "Harsh Times", and "The Machinist".
As I was trekking back from Le Video with my Christian "booty" (think shower scene in "American Psycho"-the
perfect male body according to scientists), I decided to check in with Mom since she was spending the week alone while my Dad is in Montery for a conference.
mom: So, what are you doing this week?
bs: Well Mom, I'm having dinner with KM, SC, GC, and JN on Wednesday. Thursday is going to be fun since I'm going to a fundraiser for Narika, then heading to JaB's music promotion, and an exciting dinner later ;-). Friday JR and his boy are coming in from NYC and I have a birthday party later to go to. And this weekend is
Muse weekend with
dancing and seeing them on Monday night.
mom: All these plans and you still can't find a boy?
bs: I can't help it if the guys in SF suck. Anyways, I'm in love with a man named Christian Bale.
mom:
Behl? You've found yourself a Punjabi boy?!

Looks like I need to have another Christian Bale Movie Marathon with my Mom.
Labels: convos with mom, love in sf